Best Jokes

6 May: Top today:

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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High jokes
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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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Hit jokes
6 May: Family jokes:

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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6 May: Life jokes:

What’s the difference between a knife and my life?

A knife has a point.

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6 May: Puns jokes:

Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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6 May: Fight jokes:

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

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6 May: Transport jokes:

Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

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Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

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6 May: Milk jokes:

You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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6 May: Sea jokes:

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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6 May: Doctors jokes:

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

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6 May: Nut jokes:

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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At school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me::0

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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