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Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.” |
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, “Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?”
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All of a guys son’s came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks “Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?” The man said “My wife does!”
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A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him, and comments now don’t start anything.
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”