Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

Why don’t orphans like to get lost??

Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are.

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate

An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad.?You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?? The Cuban simply says,?See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap.? The other passengers are reassured and respond with,?Oh, OK.?

The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again.?You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?? The Russian simply states,?See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap.? Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with,?Ah, yes! Of course.?

The American scratches his head and goes,?I think I see the pattern here. ? So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!?