Computer jokes

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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Why is stephen hawking an organ donator?

Because he saved 200 computers.

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One day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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