What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?
The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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