What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Kids: Homework
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"
Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"
Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
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