When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
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