Fire jokes

What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant

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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

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The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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