Fire jokes

Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

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1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?

A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?

He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…

“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…

Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

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Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

Sounds like a match made in heaven

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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Whats stephan hawkings called on fire

Hotwheels:)

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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Father: I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son: But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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