Game jokes

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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What is an emos favourite game?

Hangman

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A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

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What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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What game do emo kids love the most… hangman

What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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What is Hitler’s favorite game?

Nahtzee

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What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

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Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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Have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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What’s an Orphan’s favorite game?

Who’s your daddy

(Go look up the game)

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Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

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