Why did i walk across the road?
To get hit by a car
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car 3
What is stronger than family.
The tree Paul Walker hit
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
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