Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
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