What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
What is the perfect job for a paedophile
A physical doctor for kids
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
The teacher once said to some students?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said?is anyone missing? the students said? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
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