What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life
The closest thing in a depression person’s life is a knife and his/her throat
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Life is like giving head…it always sucks
Website: Submit a joke:-) Me: My life.
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a f@cking oven
When you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology! ” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
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