Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke: ")
I have a funny joke: my life
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better… But now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
But now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?
A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
%%Rules of Dark humor:
All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. Sincerely, Zane
Sincerely, Zane
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”
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