In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
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%%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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