I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
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