How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
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