Priest jokes

What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

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Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.

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What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”

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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”

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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport

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