They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
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