Sea jokes

Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed!!

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Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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Dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C

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Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start:)

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revouir, GGG

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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