Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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