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5 September: Top today:

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

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5 September: Transport jokes:

Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

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You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

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5 September: Fight jokes:

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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5 September: Stairs jokes:

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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5 September: Sea jokes:

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world

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5 September: Family jokes:

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

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5 September: Hit jokes:

The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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5 September: Dark Humor:

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Me- crying in the shower

Also me- why is my toaster in here?

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5 September: Poor jokes:

My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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5 September: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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