Best Jokes
13 July: Top today:
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
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13 July: Dream jokes:
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
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13 July: Dark Humor:
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
She started crying
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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13 July: Transport jokes:
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
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What is green and looks like a school bus
A school bus
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13 July: Fat jokes:
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”
And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
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13 July: Doctors jokes:
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him: from now on take off the spoon.
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A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
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13 July: Job jokes:
At the kelp wanted station
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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
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(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
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13 July: Green jokes:
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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13 July: Game jokes:
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?
Borderlands.
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Who’s your Daddy.
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13 July: Hell jokes:
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