Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? — High Explosive.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”
Why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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