Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ".
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks
Your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
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