Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
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