The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
A game that all orphans hate,
Who’s your Daddy.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America — 8 Ethiopia — didn’t
What’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
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