What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
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