Life jokes

The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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Website: Submit a joke:-) Me: My life.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.

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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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What did Earth say to the other planets? – “You guys have no life!”

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%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

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And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying

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Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

Whats sad and has no life. the person reding this

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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

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Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises

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What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?

His life insurance…

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