Computer jokes

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died?? … ERROR

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfh- bverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer?

They don’t have a home page.

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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

If a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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