Nut jokes

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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Have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

Rhydon deez nuts

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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Have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

… I guess her rubber broke too

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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