Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What is a priests favorite song?
– Magic flute in A minor
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
Girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!”
She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?”
“Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.”
Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Why do Priests like playing the violin?
They get to finger A minor.
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