I had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
Turns out it was a fanta sea
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay
Bagels
What did the the sea do when it seen the beach
It waved
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
The Arabian Sea is in which state
Liquid
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut??
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
Why did the sea cry? Because it felt salty and blue
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start:)
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed!!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!???
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