Green jokes

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

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If trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

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What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc

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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

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This joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…

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