Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom
Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
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