According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That’s me! Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
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