Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
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