Milk jokes

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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