Milk jokes

what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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