Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
There was a kidnapping at school…
Don?t worry, he woke up.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
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