Why were the cherries?? crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.