A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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%%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big

Do you know wildee?

What’s that?

Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth