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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
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Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck
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A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”