Little johnnys teacher asks him “Johnny,do you pray before you eat?” little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.

Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked “Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?” Little Johnny replied “None, because the sound would scare the other two away.” His teacher said “No, but I like the way you think!” Little Johnny replied, “Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?” His teacher was shocked and said “Little Johnny! ” He replied “It’s gum! But I like the way you think!”

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.