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A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!” Guess who dies next. |
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My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”
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My 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist,
The cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "
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