Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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