What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
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Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

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