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What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
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Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do…
Jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister
Daughter: But I don’t have a sister
Dad: Exactly