I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

Whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking

Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!