Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
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What has four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler at a park.

What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.

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