What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.???
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If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda,

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What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke: ")

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