Cold jokes

So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder

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When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

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uranus is cold

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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