is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Texas be like its cold over here over here
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
when is a cold not a cold?
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
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