What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What is the difference between
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
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