Computer jokes

What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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