The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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